First: What are the chances that RUN DMC and Aerosmith would have practice spaces beside each other?

Second: If you were Aerosmith and you heard the band in the practice space beside yours playing your song and you were, err, annoyed(?) by this wouldn't you exit your practice space and walk to the door of their practice space to knock on it, maybe saying something extremely polite and clever like, "Uh, excuse me gentlemen, we couldn't help but notice that you were rapping our rock song-- if you continue this it will result in legal action." (Of course this conversation is being instigated by Joe Perry while Steven Tyler sort of screeches, "alright!!" in the background), instead of say, busting through the wall of said practice space. This brings me to the--

Third: If you were Aerosmith (or Run DMC), I would hope that you could afford a practice space in which A) You could not hear the band in the practice space beside yours and, surely, B) you couldn't bust through the wall of.

Also, where the hell did all of those kids and that fucking rock arena appear from?!

I think I might be too literal.