I spent a great deal of my time as a mermaid.
People would ask me what I did for a living-- or you know, the kind of thing that I would put on resumes once every six months when I had the fleeting idea of bettering myself-- and I would always answer "model", living off of the delusion that was what I was doing with my life but that was a lie.
Six days a week-- I was a mermaid.
